Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Snakes on a Plane
















This movie isn't cheesy enough to be a cult classic, scary enough to be a good thriller, purposely funny enough to make me laugh, or hot enough to give me an erection.

It's not terrible, it's just right down the middle. It didn't spark any excitement in me. It is watchable if you like making fun of stupid shit, like your dad.

I would tell you to go watch it with your pals, but I can't do that. This movie crammed in too many retarded product placements in the beginning. Don't watch it. It sucks.

I'm totally limp.